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Real whitening that doesn’t wreck your teeth.
The enamel-safe formula that brightens without the burn.
Real Whitening Removes stains. Not colour tricks.
Low Sensitivity Designed to work without the burn.
No Fillers Only ingredients with a job to do.
Stays Put Locked in place for 30 minutes.
Tear it. Let it work. Rinse it off.
What happens when whitening works...
noticed whiter teeth in 7 days
reported no discomfort
ditched their purple strips
felt way more confident
Actually whitens
Science backed whitening
Designed not to hurt
Locked in place
30 minute treatments
Ingredients that matter
Fake whitening
Mimics whitening
Hurts or does nothing
Poor adhesion
Wears off fast
Marketing gimmicks
14 DAY SUPPLY
We replaced the gimmicks, pain, and fillers with actual chemistry. You're welcome.
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In Stock • Available for February 16th
What you can expect Dead Simple uses real whitening chemistry to lift yellow stains below the surface of your teeth. Most people notice visible results within the first few uses, with clearer whitening over the full course.
What people notice
How long it takes
This is whitening that actually does something.